February 2011
98 posts
Going to eat Doritos in my Snuggie so I can be fat...
January 2011
96 posts
Can I just quit school and devote my life to...
No recent unseen messages.
Then I died.
shitmydadsays:
No. Aliens exist, I just don’t think they came millions of light years just to see earth. Be like driving 1000 miles to go to an Arby’s
“America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via abrutalkind)
hey, betch.
Jessica, words can’t describe how much I love our conversations.
I want you.
In a world where bikes are electric more often than not/and cell phones beep out Rachmaninoff/when i have to pass two dope spots on the way to my house and the yellow brick road clings doggedly to beige/i look for a spark to light the way/you are the lantern today/congratulations.
i need some peace/doves-dismantling-bombs-with-their-beaks-god’s-babies-joining-hands-and-singing type...
I’ve been looking for the answers.
Stumbling around in the dark.
Curling up like a question mark.
Because I don’t know what to do.
But I know you have to care about the world
Because it doesn’t care about you.
“The circumstances of existence are pretty glorious.”
– Jack Kerouac (via violasaurus)
Funniest Home Videos
Dad: hello son. I need you to call me as soon as you get this. I am using good grammar because your mom said it bugs you when I dont. Sorry I didnt use an apostraphe I dont know how. I also dont know how to do a zero. I still use a capital O. Actually you dont have to call me anymore.
Me: how long did that take you to write?
Dad: lets just say funniest home videos is almost over.
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