February 2012
235 posts
treymis:
Plot prediction: In about two years from this day, Sacha Baron Cohen will be on stage at the Oscars accepting the Best Leading Actor award for his role as Freddie Mercury in the biopic Mercury, and those now claiming him to be rubbish will be biting their tongues.
“The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other...”
– Woody Allen (via fuckyeahwoodyallen)
I HATE NASTY ASS BITCHES WHO SLEEP WITH NASTY ASS PEOPLE AND GET NASTY ASS SHIT.
AND I HATE DRUNK FUCKING RETARDS WHO DO DRUNK FUCKING STUFF AND END UP WITH THE NASTY ASS SHIT.
AND I HATE MYSELF. because im not one of those people but im involved anyway.
fuckmylife
russianrev:
meryl streep shouldn’t be praised for her acting ability she should be praised for her unparalleled ability to pick mediocre movies to carry
Oscar Drinking Game:
whereismyoscar:
Take a drink every time someone thanks Harvey Weinstein
Die of alcohol poisoning.
“At this time, many young Iranians all over this world are watching us, and I...”
– Iranian film director ASGHAR FARHADI, on accepting his Academy Award for Best Foreign Film, A Separation (via inothernews)
bellatirx:
war horse hasn’t won anything
sarah jessica parker must be so pissed
whereismyoscar:
wizcoylifa:
kanye west wins best actor to never appear in a movie
harrypotterandtheblog:
Michael Gambon should show up at the Oscars in a burst of Phoenix Flames steal on Oscar for Harry Potter and then disappear. Because even if the Academy doesn’t like it they can’t deny, Dumbledore’s got style.
Christopher Plummer's win is honestly my favorite...
slippinghusband:
I don’t care about the disappointments and the boring Billy Crystal and all the other bullshit, everything that happened tonight is insignificant in comparison to his win. I’m real emotional right now. Beautiful man, beautiful performance, beautiful film, beautiful win.
this is all I have to say
guillam:
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
“If you’re not experimenting I don’t really know what you’re doing; you’re...”
– Justin Vernon (of Bon Iver)
Comparing Snooki to other American Writers →
On seeing another person, as if for the first time: Fitzgerald: “Gatsby was overwhelmingly aware of the youth and mystery that wealth imprisons and preserves, of the freshness of many clothes, and of Daisy, gleaming like silver, safe and proud above the hot struggles of the poor.” Polizzi: “He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down...
mahpiohanzia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the disappointment of being unable to fly, unable to stretch out your arms and vault into the air, having finally shrugged off the ballast of your own weight and ignited the fuel tank of unfulfilled desires you’ve been storing up since before you were born.
“I don’t care what anybody says about me as long as it isn’t true.”
– Truman Capote (via gibbyphills)
“My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s...”
– Aziz Ansari (via azaadi)
lights will guide you home and ignite your bones and I will try to convert you to my latest fandom
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
wack-zittman:
This is absolutely, horrifically overwhelming.
